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One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch.<\/p>\n

She told the doctor her problem and he said, \u201cYou have the crabs\u201d.<\/p>\n

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She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin.<\/p>\n

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She went to another doctor and explained her problem to him.<\/p>\n

The doctor said, \u201cYou probably have the crabs\u201d.<\/p>\n

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\u201cNo\u201d she said, \u201cI am an eighty year old virgin.\u201d<\/p>\n

Frustrated, she went to a third doctor.<\/p>\n

She said, \u201cDoctor can you help me? I have an itch in my crotch.<\/p>\n

Don\u2019t tell me that it is the crabs because I am an eighty year old virgin.<\/p>\n

It can not be the crabs.\u201d<\/p>\n

The doctor said, Jump on the table and let\u2019s have a look.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cAfter examining the doctor proclaimed, \u201cMa\u2019am, your right, you do not have the crabs, this cherry is so old, you have fruit flies.\u201d<\/p>\n

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