Breaking News Today : In a shocking turn of events, Pittsburgh Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin has issued a bold directive that is sure to get not only the football world talking but also living rooms across America. :” Tomlin said that any player who chooses to kneel during the national anthem is displaying a clear “hatred of America” and will be immediately sent to the exit door
Mike Tomlin: Anthem Kneelers “Hate America” and Will Be Fired On Spot
It all unfolded in the Steelers’ media room, where the atmosphere was charged with anticipation for routine updates on player injuries and game strategies. But what followed was far from routine. With an uncharacteristic fervor, Tomlin took to the podium, “I’ve made a decision. And I expect everyone on my team to respect it. If you kneel, in my eyes, you’re turning your back on America. And there’s no place for that kind of sentiment in this locker room.”
In a move that left many scratching their heads, Tomlin further elaborated on his philosophy: “If you truly want to make a statement, why not explore the theatrics? Perhaps join a Broadway show. They kneel, they stand, they dance. It’s all there!”
This left many wondering if the coach was suggesting that dissenting players swap their cleats for tap shoes.
As word of Tomlin’s statement spread, reactions from fellow NFL colleagues were swift. The Cleveland Browns’ coach, Kevin Stefanski, while trying to suppress a smirk, mused, “Maybe Tomlin’s onto something. We’ve had players trade football for baseball. Why not Broadway?”
Meanwhile, outspoken Dallas Cowboys owner, Jerry Jones, added fuel to the fire by jesting, “If Tomlin’s shipping off players to Broadway, maybe we can negotiate a trade. I’ve always fancied a halftime show with a touch of ‘Les Misérables’.”
